…you will need to pee before the movie, because it clocks in at 2 hours and 47 minutes, and you cannot miss one scene.
…Can I be in love with an inanimate object?
…Mind over matter my ass.
…and then my stomach reminded me to live in the moment…
…in a world that is increasingly knowing more about you than you know about yourself, and where you are judged on your current status… what’s left to learn about someone?
…Like most Oscar-worthy films…it’s not very uplifting. If you want uplifting, go see Mall Cop.
…Just do me a favor and recede into the hole you’ve dug for yourself…and disappear forever. And please…don’t write a book. We’ve already written you off.
…So the next time you see these people, smile and nod while simultaneously muttering (to yourself…in your head) all the reasons you are better than this person and how much you will not remember their name when you leave.
…Some people suck. Deal with it.
…The more complicated the person, the more interesting they are
…turns out Paduckah boy is a prima donna
…Is creativity born in 140 characters, or is it lost in it?
…Oh, geez. I’ve reverted back to high school…Again. Someone please stop me.
…I’m just so pissed I blew it with Josh Groban.
…They are the younger answer to Jason Mraz’s wordplay. They are the Barenaked Ladies without the substance abuse problem.
…There’s sex, lust, intrigue, southern accents and vampires. What more could you want for the summer?!
…I guess God wanted a late show.
…The biggest fear of these veterans is that future generations will just forget about them. That they will be just another caption on a picture in a history book. In a history book that some high schooler will draw on absentmindedly as he waits impatiently for another history class to end.
…An optimistic film all around that will make you call your grandparents, or at the very least, buy girl scout cookies
…Plus who doesn’t think they will meet their soulmate in the freezer section?
…There is even a booth that is strictly for cell phones. Yes, you heard me. A cell phone booth. It’s like a Clark Kent phone booth without the actual phone.
…Because, really, aren’t strangers just friends you haven’t met yet?
…and while I’m driving into work I realized, my mind had subconsciously made up my mind.
…I’d like to shut down before someone hacks into me and starts telling me to do things I don’t want to do…
