Thank you, what appears to be a white sedan, for side-swiping my car today, and taking with it my side mirror, left abandoned and dangling for dear life. At least the mirror wasn’t shattered.
Thank you, Dad, for being my MacGyver and telling me to go to the studio and get gaffer tape. Thank goodness you don’t “decline” my phone calls.
Thank you, random crew guy, for taking pity on me and showing me where the gaffer tape lives, and providing a sympathetic comment about how much the situation sucked and wishing me luck. It’s nice to know random strangers still take the time to wish random people luck on their misfortunes.
And thank you to the inventor of gaffer tape, which allowed me to drive home tonight, paranoia-free.
So thank you, random white automobile, for making me realize that, although now I will be out lots of money, and my mirror is now bandaged beyond recognition, I will not lose sleep, for I believe in one simple truth…
KARMA IS A BITCH.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…
