contemplating life, one cup at a time
It’s like: that other Twilight movie. Stars you’d know: None, really. The Good: Italian settings. Followed the book pretty closely. Performance by leads were better than the first. The Bad: Performances by leads still leave a lot to be desired. The plot seemed to drag on (but then again, so did the book). The Final [...]
It’s like: Alice in Wonderland 2.0 meets the mind of Tim Burton Stars you’d know: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway Their tagline: You’ve got a very important date. The Good: The visuals were interesting…it made me wonder, “how’d they do that”, which I guess you really don’t want to do while you’re watching [...]
It’s like: Ocean’s 11 meets Free Willy Star’s you’d know: Ric O’Barry, Flipper’s trainer Their tagline: Shallow water. Deep secret. My tagline: Red water runs still. Verdict: Intriguing. I’m not a huge documentary fan, so when I say I like a documentary, you have to know that comes from someone who has a short attention [...]
It’s like: any other Nicholas Sparks movie…the BAD kind. Stars you’d know: Channing Tatum (Public Enemies, Step Up), Amanda Seyfried (Mamma Mia), Richard Jenkins Their tagline: What would you do with a letter that changed everything? My tagline: Letters only tell half the story. Verdict: Eh, not so much. I love romantic stories, I’ll admit [...]
It’s like: Pocahontas meets Surrogates meets Ferngully Stars you’d know: More known for its director, James Cameron. Sigourney Weaver. Giovanni Ribisi. Michelle Rodriguez. Their tagline: Enter the world. My tagline: Enter the matrix of Ferngully. Verdict: It was alright. I know, I know, I should’ve been blown away, right? Well, I did see it in [...]